Choices

So, I just posted this on Playersanonymous - 1. to be funny, and 2. to prevent people from really knowing what's going on in my life.

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Well, after a few weeks of being unemployed I finally have two job offers. When it rains, it pours, eh?

Job Opportunity 1: I've been offered a position as a junior-level hobo on a boxcar train that runs from Texarkana to Milwaukee, via Boston. I won't have my own blanket until I've been with group for 6 months, but they promise that some of the perks include a vagabond whose fillings pick up wi-fi - so as long as he's awake, and in the mood to talk to me, I can keep up with you guys here on PA. Perhaps while I'm even travelling through PA! Since the Hobo King was deposed 25 years ago, the position is open to new-hires, and I'm told that people with my drive can obtain the post without the usual buddy-system that was in place in the past, and since opportunnities for advancement are important to me, this is a major draw.

However, just yesterday I was offered

Job Opportunity 2: A band of wild trannies scouted me out and actually created a brand new position just for me. They spend their time ravaging the wooded areas surrounding Suburbia in the mid-west, from Illinois down to Louisiana, searching for cast off stilettoes and used glitter. Their mission statement is impressive - First Do No Harm, Girl - which is a paradigm I can easily get behind. The president of the group, Miss Tentacula Jones nee Splendiflora-fauna, has promised that perks will be provided, such as a bowl of sequins at each meal, and opportunities to bring more understanding re: the transsexual community to the greater populace. As a non-trannie, but a trannie supporter, my role would be a public one, and quite in the realm of PR, which I have never done before, but don't doubt my own abilities.

These are both very good opportunites at this point. But which should I take? Which should I take? Decisions, decisions!